Dachshund — The Express Hoodie

$89.00 CAD

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Color Black Bone

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Made in Canada

Embroidered, not printed

Free CA ship over $100

30-day returns

Ships from across North America in 3–6 business days

Free shipping on orders over $99

30-day no-questions returns

Machine-embroidered, made to order

Order today and we begin embroidery within 24 hours. Personalized names add 1 business day.

Size Guide

Embroidered Hoodies - Cotton Heritage M2580

Premium heavyweight fit. 8.5 oz, 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester. 100% cotton face.

S: Half Chest 20 in (51 cm) | Length 27 in (68.5 cm)
M: Half Chest 22 in (56 cm) | Length 28 in (71 cm)
L: Half Chest 24 in (61 cm) | Length 29 in (73.5 cm)
XL: Half Chest 26 in (66 cm) | Length 30 in (76 cm)
2XL: Half Chest 28 in (71 cm) | Length 31 in (78.5 cm)
3XL: Half Chest 30 in (76 cm) | Length 32 in (81 cm)

Measurements may vary within 1 in. True to size - order your normal size.

Graphic Tees - Bella+Canvas 3001

True to size. 4.2 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton.

S: Half Chest 18 in (45.5 cm) | Length 28 in (71 cm)
M: Half Chest 20 in (51 cm) | Length 29 in (73.5 cm)
L: Half Chest 22 in (56 cm) | Length 30 in (76 cm)
XL: Half Chest 24 in (61 cm) | Length 31 in (78.5 cm)
2XL: Half Chest 26 in (66 cm) | Length 32 in (81 cm)

Measure your favourite tee flat across the chest and compare.

Shipping & Delivery

Estimated delivery: 7-12 business days. Ships from Canada.

Flat rate shipping to US and Canada. Shipping calculated at checkout.

Orders are produced on demand. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before shipping.

Materials & Care

Hoodies: Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Pullover Hoodie. 8.5 oz heavyweight, 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester with 100% cotton face. 3-panel hood, front pouch pocket, tear-away label. Pre-shrunk.

T-Shirts: Bella+Canvas 3001. 4.2 oz, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Side-seamed. Pre-shrunk.

Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colours. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on embroidery or print.

THE DACHSHUND EXPRESS. A film about velocity and vertebrae. 1970 — Showing nightly.

Embroidered in cream and cognac on a heavyweight black hoodie, this is the 1970s European movie poster that never existed but should have. For the Doxie owner who's fielded one too many hot dog jokes and wants something smarter on the chest.

The details

Machine-embroidered in cream + cognac + dark brown on black premium cotton-blend pullover
Cotton Heritage M2480 blank — 10oz heavyweight, brushed fleece interior
Chest hit, patch format
Made to order in North America, ships in 3–6 business days
Optional: add your dog's name embroidered on the left sleeve (+$12)